Excuse Letters

From a post by Willie C. on our college batch Yahoo! group:

Actual Excuse Letter:

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well.

This next one is good. Not quite sure if it was also an
actual excuse letter:

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday
paper off the porch, and when we found it
Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Hehe... nice try! :)